THE TOP 10 INDICATORS THAT THE ECONOMY IS BAD

10. CEO’s are now playing miniature golf.
9. You get a pre-declined credit card in the mail.
8. You buy a toaster oven and they give you a bank.
7. Hotwheels and Matchbox car companies are now trading higher than GM in the stock market.
6. McDonalds is selling the 1/4 ouncer.
5. People in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and are learning their children’s names.
4. The most highly-paid job is now jury duty.
3. Motel 6 won’t leave the lights on.
2. The Mafia is laying off judges.
1. If the bank returns your check marked as “insufficient funds,” you have to call them and ask if they meant you or them.

Remember just because things are bad….you don’t have to be! 

Kirk

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