How to be Miserable
Friday, March 27th, 2009Miser-Ability ; one’s ability to make oneself miserable is something I have long wanted to write a book about. My wife thinks its a great idea… my working title is called “How to be a totally miserable co-worker”. My follow up will be “how to be a totally miserable teenager.  Â
On Monday a dear friend sent me this link to a clever video illustating 5 ways to be miserable. Click here to view.
And if you need more than 5 will here are twenty more!
1. Use “I” as often as possible.
2. Always be sensitive to slights.
3. Be jealous and envious.
4. Think only about yourself.
5. Talk only about yourself.
6. Trust no one.
7. Never forget criticism.
8. Always expect to be appreciated.
9. Be suspicious
10. Listen greedily to what others say about you.
11. Always look for faults in others.
12. Shirk your duties if you can.
13. Do as little as possible for others.
14. Never forget a service you may have rendered.
15. Sulk if people are not grateful for your favors.
16. Insist on consideration and respect.
17. Demand agreement with your own views on everything.
18. Always look for a good time.
19. Love yourself first.
20. Be selfish at all times.
Make it a miserable weekend or a great one!
Kirk
